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Psycho Borderline Ex Wife 

A woman who is always the victim. A woman who cheats on her husband because he does not provide her with enough emotional support. A woman who uses her children as pawns in support/custody proceedings to benefit herself in obtaining more child support money which she doesn't spend on her kids. A woman who goes through boyfriends every 2-3 months and introduces these boyfriends to her children only to have them ripped away once they find out the true colors of the psycho borderline ex wife. The psycho borderline ex wife is greedy, constantly victimized, selfish and usually a gold digger.
Why does the Psycho borderline ex wife always go through a different boyfriend every month???
noun - 1. The act of keeping one's pants clean and in order.

2. A high standard of coolness.
Definition 1 -

Jared: "Damn, I got drippos on me again...I really have to work on my flygiene!"

Definition 2-

Kenny: "Damn, Jared doesn't look so cool with those drippos."

Albert: "Yeah, it doesn't do much for his flygiene."
Flygiene by dirtytree January 5, 2008
Defective End User: often used by tech support people who are tired of answering what the problem with a computer is when it's something so simple they think anyone should be able to figure it out.
Customer: "Why won't my computer work? I turn on the power and everything!"
Tech: "Have you plugged the monitor into the computer?"
Customer: "Oh, do you have to plug it in to the computer, too?"
Tech to fellow tech: "Another DEU problem"
DEU by Il dottore September 23, 2011
A phora is usually a chick who is hot and is cool and funny. Phoras are usually girls who are heartbreakers and date guys each 4 months and break up and then get back together with the same guy. A phora is usually an Idalia or a Chloe or even a heather.
Dude did you see Idalia with Elias? They broke up and got back together wow Idalia is such a phora
phora by Lolfunnyaf June 17, 2016
Tuva is a word that defines an awesome, pretty, hilarious, charismatic, sophisticated, witty, brilliant, breathtaking, intelligent and all over remarkable human being, who, 99,99999% of the time, is great in bed. Tuvas are brave and usually earn a lot of money.
Example 1:
Eric: "You know that girl in our spanish class? The hot one? Imma ask her out."
Maynard:"Kaylee? Bro, that ain't gonna happen, she's way out of your league. She's like... A tuva."

Example 2:
Dude 1: "Maaaaan, look at that guy! He's so fly, brave and strong, he's tuva!"
Dude 2 & 3: "Hell yeahs!"
Tuva by chucknorriswillfindyou January 14, 2011

Shmacked 

You're fucked but then you're shmacked. Next level of being fucked. No return. Shmackkkeeed. Please help shmackkkeeed.
I'm shmacked!
Shmacked by seidle22 November 19, 2020
Homo, 2%, 1% or skimmed milk

depends on the person
"Yo man, I just squirted homomilk all over her!"

"Aw... Fu** I gotta leak this 2% milk, time to jack off"

"dude! My cum makes me wanna drink homo milk!"
cum by philosophyofsperm April 1, 2009
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