aka "Ardennes Offensive"
Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #26
This is when you are fucking her and, slowly lower the inensity, until you are hardly moving. Then you withdraw entirely and replace your penis with quick vigorous fisting
"Last Night I gave her the old "Battle of the Bulge"
Someone who contains all the characteristics of a lovable person you just want to snuggle with because they are so cute. No ordinary person can just be a choob though, only a select few have the opportunity to earn the title.
One can usually find this word on Instagram in the comment section, but it is particularly popular in the town of which it originated: Chatham, New Jersey