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I've journaled a claime today and feel accomplished, there's nothing else to discover.
Claime by Thoughtprovoker May 27, 2026

Satan's Dandruff 

I looked outside and saw a ton of Satan's dandruff falling. I hate winter!!!!!
Satan's Dandruff by S2M April 1, 2009
Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.
Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself
Your typical guy who doesn't talk a lot and is usually reserved unless he's around his friends, which then he'll show a side not many people know about. He makes a lot of racist jokes, but he never means them. Single till the end, however....
Racist jokes? You a Diego or somethin'?
Diego by josdian2001 November 20, 2023

truckhouse 

Somebody who is stacked (muscular). This phrase was coined by the Brofessor.
It’s tough being a truckhouse all the time. The extra weight of muscle weighs you down.
truckhouse by HDiz123 May 11, 2018

Whaistkyed 

(Waist-key-ed) Being intoxicated or wasted on whiskey
Tim, "Bob drank so much whiskey last night that he got wasted."
Joe, "Yea, that man got whaistkyed."
Whaistkyed by rmaci May 20, 2011
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