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Urban Dictionary

The act of getting a cum facial by jizz that’s been blessed by a priest.
“I was just in an orgy with the priest from St. Luke’s! He gave everyone faptisms.”
Faptism by JesusChryslerDotCom January 12, 2022

foreign tittie

Breasts you have nev er seen before and will probably never see again
I want to go to the strip club to see foreign tittie!
foreign tittie by D April 12, 2004
Raouand is the cutest human being ever

She is a nice and kind girl with beautiful eyes and an angelic voice

Raouand have a brother named Wassim and she loves him more than everything and he loves her too
I love Raouand's voice ❤
raouand by 09291918 November 22, 2021

drunkfap 

(verb) pleasuring oneself vigorously in a completely intoxicated state, up to and including ejaculating onto oneself's face
(guy 1) Dude, did you see Kevin! He struck out with that whale at the bar.
(guy 2) Fucking guy is shittered.
(guy 3) He probably went home to drunkfap before crying himself to sleep.
drunkfap by Willard12 August 7, 2012

jewish bankruptcy 

Burning down your business for the insurance money
He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired

Simplicated 

For all the things in life that should be simple but are complicated. (ie: relationships, emotions, ice cream, Reddit)
Him: Hey, how’s nursing school going?
Her: it’s simplicated. Ever heard of a syndrome where ice cream tastes like blue cheese?
Simplicated by ElboiCoco April 21, 2021
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