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Urban Dictionary

v.
(as used in jamaica)

1. a shortening of the term burn by removal of the 'r'
2. a term that expresses deep disapproval of someone or something as if wishing it did not exist. In this sense, it is not to be taken to mean literal burning.
1. Him bun-up himself wid acid.
2. Fiah bun bad mind and hypocrite.
bun by neochin November 19, 2004
History is what the Japanese word hi-su-to-ri sounds like. A real word, it is short for hysterics, usually utterd when someone loses his cool and makes an un necessary outburst.
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!
Hey, that is my pizza!
History! (Hi-su-to-ri!) Just get another one from the box!
history by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006

Theo van Gogh 

A crusader against all the evil, retrogressive aspects of organized religion.
Was killed by an Islamic butcher called Mohammed Boyouri (see goatfucker), because Muslims were afraid Theo would succeed in exposing the evil hoax of Islam.

A friend of the most hated infidel Ayaan Hirsi Ali, with whom he made the short film, Submission, which portrayed the stupidity of Islam and its brutal subjugation of women.

He had responded angrily to the suggestions that he remove his name from the film's credits for security reasons: "If I can't put my name own my own film, in Holland, then Holland isn't Holland any more, and I am not me."

For making the mistake of putting his faith in the freedom in Holland, he was shot 8 times, throat slit, and one of the 2 knives left implanted in his torso had a note pinned to it, chanting death to the West, Jews and Hirsi Ali.

Theo remained true to his self, until his death. But is Holland, Holland any more?
Theo van Gogh was killed by a fanatic Muslim. But we now have a thousand Theos rising up against the marauding tyranny of organized religion.
Theo van Gogh by theoneverdies June 15, 2007

Posifukinlutely 

Absolutely, positively
I would posifukinlutely love to go on vacation
Posifukinlutely by Lee Helton March 25, 2018

looking bummy 

When someone is looking ugly/unattractive
"Ughh why do I always be looking bummy on snappp?!"
looking bummy by Baitedlj December 15, 2017

candlelight dinner 

A glorified, self-inflicted power outage during which two individuals stare across an elaborately decorated table at one another and giggle in a repulsive manner while exchanging empty, flirtatious cliches. Expensive alchoholic beverages are usually consumed as well as a light, fancy meal that no one involved really notices. A two-candle illumination is the generally accepted method when having a candlelight dinner although Napalm Nancy (currently spending 12 years in prison for 8 counts of arson) shocked the romance experts by using 8 bunsen burners and 12 propane torches.
Usually reserved and overused for Valentine's Day, first dates and marriage proposals.
"Hey, um, so like you wanna come over to my house for a candlelight dinner? Maybe watch a movie afterwards or somethin', I dunno."

*moronic giggle* "Sure, Josh!"
The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.
"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."
teapot by Captain Ben July 28, 2008
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