millsaps

To 'pull a millsaps' is to fail to stop an easily forseeable, easily preventable, ridiculous event from happening, due to general ineptitude.

The Millsaps football team pulled a millsaps against Trinity when they failed to stop a last-second 15-pitch touchdown.

If firefighters fail to prevent an arsonist from burning down their fire department with a single match, they pull a millsaps.

millsaps by John Newhouse November 26, 2007

hookup

casual anonymous sex: One night stand.

"John was online last night trying to hookup"

hookup by Jaysin August 4, 2005

edgeflake

A portmanteau of edgelord and snowflake. A hypersensitive, irrational person constantly making posts that are deliberately intended to shock or virtue signal to their respective echo chamber.

"Trump is Hitler 2.0" squalled the freshman poli-sci dork, a true edgeflake.

edgeflake by kombatunit December 18, 2017

manicotti

a dance that is often expressed during a drunken spell. often followed or preceded by the linguine or rotini pasta dances. and at one point was expressed to the philadelphia soul arena football team.

OH SHIT! that girls doin the manicotti! and there's the linguine!!!

manicotti by amber. June 19, 2008

Circuit City

1. A place for people who don't like Best Buy can shop.

2. A place where people who can't get a job at Best Buy work.

3. A place where Best Buy workers go after being fired.

"I'm going to shop at Circuit City from now on if you don't give me a computer!"

"I'm telling my whole family to shop at Circuit City from now on because you wouldn't send someone to my house to show me how to use my DVD player!"

"Why doesn't Best Buy honor Circuit City's warranty?"

******
-Circuit Customer: "Where's my laptop?"
-Circuit Employee: "I set it on the counter"
-Circuit Customer: "It's not there."
-Circuit Employee: "I swear I set it there."
-Circuit Customer: "Are you telling me you let someone steal my laptop?"
-Circuit Employee: "Maybe..."

Circuit City by Michael Schmidt May 2, 2006

Perfect

Alice

Look! It's perfect. Wait no I meant to say alice

Perfect by Stardustkook February 23, 2018

Adrianne

Strictly a bad bitxh that likes to make hoes mad. periodtttt.

adrianne is THAT bitch. fuck off.

Adrianne by Adrianne 69 February 1, 2019

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