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Urban Dictionary

Intoxicate  


1. To make somebody drunk with alcohol or stupefied with drugs or other substances.

2. To make somebody intensely excited or overjoyed, often so much so that the person becomes irrational.
If you're making someone drunk, you're busy to intoxicate him.
Intoxicate by Jafje May 20, 2007
The dog as-seen in the GIF below. It is a really nice dog, with a deep voice. You need to look him up on youtube (Samson en Gert). It is dutch, but what do you care, right? It is a program for kids, the maker (gert) fucked all of the three members of a kids-girlband called K-3. It has nothing to do with the KKK.
A: I want a dog
B: You should take Samson, he's amazing
Samson by YouknowwhoIamDavid March 1, 2017

twivial pursuit

noun. A play on words on the game title, "Trivial Pursuit", once a popular board game. An act of tweeting trivia questions or "Twivia" on Twitter to encourage multiple responses from followers. The ultimate goal of the pursuit is to have the answer become a trending topic on Twitter.
My twivial pursuit today is to get #haveyouever to be a trending topic on Twitter.
twivial pursuit by Youknowyadayada September 29, 2009

Pinsomnia 

The inability to fall asleep at night, because you can't stop pinning things on Pinterest.
I was up until 3am with Pinsomnia
Pinsomnia by Go-Go-lson May 1, 2012

Dirty Cheese Washer 

It is when a girl is a filthy slut, since a Cheese Washer may be used for many different uses, all kinds of different ways. Hence the phrase Dirty Cheese Washer.
That Rachel is such a Dirty Cheese Washer. I heard she screwed three guys in every hole all on the same day! Nasty!

September 13 

September 13 is when the GOAT Playboi Carti was born.
September 13 is Lord Cartis brithday
September 13 by sussyamongusdababy November 12, 2021
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