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Diarrhoea Hayeswall 

The Diarrhoea Hayeswall is a 2 Person Sexual Activity which involves the taking of Laxatives. Once taken, the Man or Woman must lay upside down against a wall with their face towards the wall. The second person must lay on their back behind the Hayeswaller. The Hayeswall will proceed to Shit explosively pooling their shit over their arse until it runs of the back and down into the "Eaters" mouth. Professional Diarrhoea Hayeswallers will be able to Shit into both the "Eaters" and the "Hayeswallers" mouths at the same time.
Before my sister had her Gymnastics meet I decided I would get some revenge on her by spiking her sports drink with Laxatives.

When we got to the meet she was complaining of a stomach ache but she went on to do her performance anyway.

She went out and performed her routine and it was going well, until during her Handstand routine, upside down and in front of everyone, she Shat explosively, everywhere!

It tore right through her Leotard and created a fountain that ran right down her body and into her face and mouth.

It was the perfect Diarrhoea Hayeswall revenge!
A hideous person, one who is busted, fat, ugly and/or awkward looking.
Kelly Osbourne, now THAT'S a bergle.
Bergle by EZrocks12345 April 9, 2011
A very smart person. Has excellent grades. They call him smart Abner. Gets all A's. Never lies. A very nice person. Never says a bad word like the N word.
Abner is very smart.

doowhizzle 

1) A silly term basicly meaning something or someone really flash (i.e. superbly good).

2) An amazing or perplexing event.
"Wow! Is that Jag a doowhizzle, or what!"
"She's a real doowhizzle."
"What a doowhizzle!"
doowhizzle by $3><`/ - 7 October 11, 2004
A girl who is very intelligent. She comes with her trust issues and might be a weirdo but, she is a freak. She will mess with you and play hard to get. Success and being wealthy is her goal in life. You would want to be friends with this smart,freaky,seductive,gorgeous female.
Have you heard of Bintu? She is the one you need to go see!
Bintu by Qwerty234 September 7, 2020
Matthew gray gubler (taller then Daniel fucking henney)
Matthew gray gubler is a hunk
Hunk by Spencerreid206 November 4, 2020

good old fashioned fun 

Phone conversation with:
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.

Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.
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