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street smart 

A person who is wise to the ways of both the streets and to the general ways of how to read situations, street smart people tend to be predominantly from larger cities but not exculusively so, they often can use these skills in business and in social settings,
a street smart person tends to understand others have their own interests 1st and yours second, while a non street smart will take things at face value a street smart will ask what does this person have to gin by lieing to me,
street smart by derbytilson August 27, 2015
the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider.
“I’m going to eat this apple!”
Apple by RealDefinitions28409 December 20, 2017

brown bag 

when you and your fuck buddy are having an all night fuckfest and you finally hit her g-spot and the bitch shits on you from shear ecstacy. usually you will have to be in missionary or some other position that allows your satchel to be in the line of fire. basically a skid row of the balls.
damn bro, last night me and your mom were fucking so long and hard that i got the brown bag TWICE!

i finally brown bagged the noob yesterday.
brown bag by bigrayray September 3, 2008
An eccentric individual ;irregular; instigator; jinx; not part of the group; out of the ordinary; non-standard; outcast; singled out; one of a kind; out of the blue; out of nowhere; outsider; radical
He had to be the oddball! We just planned to do this and there he goes...like where did he come from?
oddball by Cid-X October 6, 2004

Robert Downey Junior 

The sound made when you hit each tom on a typical five piece drum kit twice starting with the high tom. In 4/4 time the "and a" at the end of a measure is a good lead in to the "1 e and a 2 e" that comprises the Robert Downey Junior part of the succeeding measure.
No dude its "and a ROBert downey JUNior", not "ROBERT DOWNey junior". OK everyone......1.2.3.4.

PewDiePie 

Our lord and savior. The king of the internet, and the best minecraft youtuber you can find.
Person 1: OMG! Did you watch the new PewDiePie video?
Person 2: Are you mentally retarded, I watched it in the first 69 seconds it was out.
PewDiePie by mnmseminem March 19, 2020
A rather large or overweight person who is also unfortuante enough to be ugly or sore on the eyes.
John: Mate, did you end up getting off with anyone on Saturday night then?
Colin: Yes I did, but I was drunk, and it was very dark in the club, and so she turned out to be a Fatuggo, so I wont be calling her again.
Fatuggo by Toadsteam July 8, 2010
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