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When your cough is chunky
Person 1: “Wow I have quite the flem build up!“

Person 2: “Go get rid of it in the water fountain.”
Flem by Red_cinchilla May 20, 2020

Garage lettuce 

I had an ice cold bowl of garage lettuce just now.
Garage lettuce by Jaker17 January 20, 2023

Gold medals 

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?
Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."
Gold medals by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Izzulaikha 

The most cool, strong and caring person .. Well known as kak long back then ✨
Glad to know her in person 🔥
Izzulaikha
Izzulaikha by Cr Syad June 17, 2022

monkey bath

giving head;

monkey= dick
bath= blowjob
I wanna give your monkey a bath!
monkey bath by blah blah blah April 8, 2003
An endless torture device that is designed to torture and make kids smash computers to bits.
Hey bob why are all the computers in the world smashed?

Kids were on Ixl.

Oh that explains it.