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Punambulism 

The act of making a controversial, NSFW, and/or offensive pun. Punambulism is a play on words between pun and funambulism (The act of tightrope walking) since when you do punambulism you're usually on thin grounds.
*Pelvic thrusts on grapes* Hey look Johnny, I'm a "grapist"!

Careful there, that's punambulism!
Punambulism by Trerry August 26, 2015
Almost a significant other; as in "my ex": you dated, but decided to be "just friends", usually very good ones, but have since lost touch.
"Mike is my slash: we dated, were inseparable, but decided we were too weird together, as a couple (but then i moved in, so we could both $ave, b4 he went back down south to finish his degree)".
slash by tess jr April 18, 2013
A jovial and fun person who loves having the craziest of the crazies as friends and doesn't really care about what haters think because they represent their own style .
If you ever fall in love with one know that your hooked.
Tishe is fucking fun
Tishe by Tb very honest September 21, 2018

crack block 

When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.

Can also be used for any illegal drug.

See also, cockblock
Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!

Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--

Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?

Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!

Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?

Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crack blocked.
crack block by Transformers3People0 December 26, 2010

crip walk 

the crip walk is a dance used by crips. usually like heel- toe
snoops video drop it like its hot has a crip walk scene
crip walk by highlandergirl101 April 2, 2007
v., to beat someone at (a race, game, etc.) so badly that you teach them a 'lesson' in how to be better at whatever it is they lost at
yo, i'm gonna totally school you at vice city
school by al December 11, 2004
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