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Baseball 

A sport that most people reject these days, because it has nothing to do with lacrosse. Also, people say they hate people who play it because the sport is too "slow and boring."

The bitches don't realize professional lax gives you enough money to get passed taxes. On the other hand, if your a professional baseball player, you get enough money to buy 3 fucking countries.

UBB-Ultimate Baseball Bro
Lax player Earns.....5$ a game

Baseball player earns........over 5000$ a game.

Who do the girls like now?

Dejegtegiba 

Palabra utilizada cuando regresas a casa todo embriagado.

Cualquier Cosa.
Eres una dejegtegiba...!

gut punch abortion 

To violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area.
Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*

Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"
a mitmot is generally a tramp, somebody dirty, scruffy, smelly but can be used as a everyday insulting word
'eww look at that mitmot'
mitmot by pornotash January 14, 2008
They are a disgraceful person. They hurt me in ways I cannot begin to tell you all, generally eby's are just menaces and just ask for help all the time but dont give anything in return. I am shaking.
"Eby why are you so hopeless, happy birthday but not happy"
eby by PjEddi3 September 30, 2021
one sole nigga

(sole + nigga)
that gibby ova there is one sogga!
sogga by RawrDubs October 9, 2022
Means the state of blocked consciousness after using too much ketamine (special K), often used in animal anesthesia. This drug is very dangerous and should only be used under the supervision of a trained anesthesiologist.
My sister gave me her car keys after she fell into the k hole and couldn't remember how to drive home.
k hole by cardinaljuice57 June 27, 2016
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