television

The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.

Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.

television by Who, me? August 18, 2003

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Crip-Luck

An absurd level of good luck where everything seems to go your way against all odds. Used when normal words like “lucky” don’t even begin to describe the situation.

He has Crip-Luck; somehow everything always goes his way, no matter how impossible it seems.

Crip-Luck by Nate8 July 20, 2026

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young ears

A kid that you probably shouldn't cuss around. They need to keep their innocence. Their ears are young because they haven't heard anything "naughty" yet. Like if your friend accidentally says something in front of your younger sibling, you would say " be careful there's young ears"

Hey don't say that. There are some young ears around.

young ears by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020

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Blue Party

1)
A party where everything is blue. The lights are blue, the food is blue, all of the beverages must have the word blue in the brand names. Everyone at the party must be wearing blue or they must go topless. (this applys to all sexes)

2)
a sex party

We Need Girlfriends Episode 2: the Blue Party

Blue Party by Syd and Sam April 14, 2008

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FUCK

a shot of tequila. no lemon or salt or nuthin. just tequila ya pussy.

FUUUUCK!!!! you gotta growl it out.

a key ingredient to a SKULLFUCK, which also has jagermeister in it.

-let's get some FUCKs into us
-Who wants a fuck
-yeah, i love FUCKs
-jesus H christ, i'm FUCKed. let's have another one
-man, that's a good FUCK
-quit your yapping and pour me a FUCK already

GUY 1: got any snortskies
GUY 2: bahhhaaha SNORTSKIES, nah, but i've gotta a bottle of fuck
GUY 1: FUCKs, i haven't had a FUCk since this morning. where the FUCK is it?

FUCK by nolte August 5, 2008

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reller

(adj.)
- when something is totally, completely messed up. like screwed up beyond imagining

Alternate definitions
(verb)
- to completely screw things over
(noun)
- one who inevitably and constantly screw things over for those around him or her

SENIORS LOST HOMECOMING?!! THAT'S SO RELLERED UP!

reller by b s a s h l January 17, 2010