dashboard confessional

emo. just plain fucking emo.

majority of the crowd are fat emo girls with no friends and anorexic little boys wearing their little sisters jeans and la senza girl tops.

anything promoting this, in other words, dashboard confessional, nees to be kicked in the throat. and maybe sent to that planet in star wars with all the furry people so they could be eaten alive. fucking kids wouldnt survive for 3 minutes in the wilderness.

has anyone ever tried Ong-Bak'ing an emo? try it, they fall like a sack of raisins. its hilarious.

dashboard confessional emo: i promis you, from teh bottom heart, i will love yuo till death, till us part! i prome yuo as a lover and a freinnd, i will lovve you!

dashboard emo fan: omg <3

dashboard confessional by kristov June 20, 2006

Sleepover

What you tell your parents you’re going to do when you’re actually going to be pissed on some field and trowing your guts up from drinking too much WKD or Smirnoff.

Child: “Mum I’m off to a sleepover at Dan’s house, I’ll be back in the morning.”

Mum: “Ok, have fun.”

Child: *Smirks*

Sleepover by THICC SNACC March 27, 2019

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Cobra

The Cobras is a hard core street gang with lots of undercover gangsters that you might not expect to carry a strap. They are reppin black and gold from the 801.

Be on the DL I think that's a cobra

Cobra by 801samar April 17, 2016

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anus

Another term for butt

Guy1: Yo I fucked that girl in the anus last night!
Guy2: Cool...

anus by Demtane May 17, 2018

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imvhfo

in my very honest fucking opinion

btw, imvhfo, they suck

imvhfo by tichondrious April 20, 2015

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murder rap

Murder Rap is the darkest, most violent form of Rap in existence. It is solely responsible for over 1000 deaths! Murder Rap includes the words; knife, slash, stab, cut, gun, fire, nigga, and kill. And only those words!!! Anyone who listens to this music will be immediately consumed by hate and every third word out of their mouth will be Nigga.

CHORUS
Shoot'em, stab'em, kill'em, Nigga Nigga Nigga, Knife'em, Slash'em, Fire, Gun, Nigga Nigga Nigga.

This is Murder Rap yall

murder rap by j';oervjorevoiraehvgfrheig January 2, 2008

Holy Hand Grenade

1) Monty Python: A hand grenade forged to smite the powers of evil. Instructions: Pull pin, count to three, throw.

2) Worms: MOST POWERFUL WEAPON EVER. Or at least the coolest. A parody of the Monty Python weapon, the holy hand grenade is an awesome weapon which shouldn't be reckoned with.

1)And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large...

2) wURmz_Masta: i totly pwned u wit tht holy hand grenade. haha

Holy Hand Grenade by Lyrax February 25, 2005

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