The human embodiment of ADHD. Can come across as annoying at first, because he is, and that doesn't ever change but you learn to love that about him.

He makes friends wherever he goes but only has a few close friends. His personality can be really offputting to a lot of people, so he really clings onto his close friends.

He always seems happy and loves to make those around him happy but he actually has a lot of problems he doesn't want to bother people with.... which is stupid.... because people actually really love him.

He's also the most dramatic idiot you'll ever meet.... He's really "special".

Once he meets someone he loves he's willing to do anything for them.... literally anything. The lengths he'd go for the people he loves is terrifying, but it's what makes him DJ.

He would also be an amazing stripper which is probably his backup plan incase he doesn't get into uni :)

The oppressive use of "normality"—defined by dominant social, cultural, or political groups—as a cudgel to dismiss arguments, identities, or ways of life that deviate from that imposed standard. It asserts that what is statistically common or traditionally accepted is inherently right, rational, and healthy, while anything else is defective, radical, or invalid. It's a bias that mistakes convention for truth.

Phrase borrowed from American football terminology to indicate a player or team running out the final seconds of a football game (the act itself consists of literally touching one's knee to the floor to facilitate the running of the game clock), "taking a knee" is the act of putting oneself in cruise control, usually in a work setting or some other undesirable situation. The individual is physically present, but his mind is not on his task, and there may even be some goofing off associated with "taking a knee." Mostly used by professional sports savvy men.

COPAFAEGIC: 1)(noun)One who likes to be deficated on.(As in a fettish)2) Person or Persons, whom seek pleasure and/or arousal from having somebody take a shit on them , as in a "Cleveland Steamer"

a stalker

is what happens when you give your girl the long dick. shes hooked. you got that girl all kinds of dick dizzy. she cant even walk straight shes so dick dizzy. its a simple math equation, you+ long dick= one dick dizzy female.