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Urban Dictionary

A dergogatory term to describe Mexican Nationals from Mexico, shortened from the term "wetback".
Miguel: Ray, do you understand me or are you a webber?
Ray: I understand English, I was born here.

Ray: Like my new shoes Miguel?
Miguel: Hell no! Those shoes look webber!!
webber by Lares October 30, 2007
yea ion kno what kinda munch she meant buhhhh shi
that nigga a munchh 😛
Munchh by possayy October 9, 2022
a person with a minor physical ailment that would be polite to ignore, but more fun to emphasize
boden you divvy what you doin touchin your sister
divvy by jimcharlton April 18, 2005

Shit split

An unequal share of money
Person #1 - Okay, you get $1 and i get the rest.
Person #2 - Dude, that's a shit split.
Shit split by aquafine water July 10, 2010

pee jigglin' 

when you gotta take a piss so bad you're movin round all over place.
"look at you, you stupid fuck, you're pee jigglin'like a bitch."
pee jigglin' by piss-master June 26, 2006

Stressgasm 

0. An experience as intense as an orgasm except very unpleasant. Typically induced by the recognition of bullshit coming from others such as bosses, annoying siblings or teachers that have it out for you. Tensing of the muscles and shouts cuss words and swinging fists are not uncommon.

1. A physical state characterized by rapid heart beat, massive pupils and the unrelenting inhalation of air into the lungs. Followed by the screaming of profanities at the top of your lungs. Often referred to as "going" rather than coming.

2. A stressgasm when a body can no longer contain how annoyed you are with your job, school, or significant other and your head explodes filling the room with half cooked brain matter and boiling hot blood.

3. The point in which a person experiences the highest amount of stress physiologically possible. Typically, from teacher that has it out for you in class.

4. The uncontrollable desire to smoke a cigarette, and destroy the place where you are while urinating and defecating at the same time (Normally occurs at places of employment). Not to be confused with how you felt when your favorite football team got kicked out of the playoffs.
Jim's gf: "blah blah blah blah blah"
Jim: BOOM! (Head exploding from stressgasm).

Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "That's it stop doing it, I'm going, I'M GOING"
Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "OH SHIT!! I'M GOING! I'M GOING!
Bryan: *sigh* I haven't had a stressgasm that intense in years.
Stressgasm by BlackSpray June 13, 2015
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