pinis

penis typo

Boy: im going pinis surgery

Girl: ok i love you

Boy love tou t2 bby

Boy wak upo see doc no gf

Boy; where my gf

Doc who do you tiphink gave you the pinis

Boy: What

pinis by Doubleseventhirtyfour January 19, 2021

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Cheatin' Skeeter

Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.

Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."

Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."

Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."

Cheatin' Skeeter by Defin-ite July 15, 2022