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fluttermuffin

A girls fart that stays trapped in her vaginal lips until it travels to the front for release. Often, there is a sensation of fluttering while the fart travels along the muffin.
The hard seat trapped my fart, sending to the front for escape. It wasa classic fluttermuffin. Girl fart front fart
fluttermuffin by yellow7112 January 22, 2014

Steven santos 

The best
She’s the sweetest prettiest and kindest girl you’ll ever meet but gets jealous very easily, she loves to do so many things and can barely type to save her life but it’s okay because she’s maiko. she’s often texting her friends or one specific person and hates interactions but loves making new friends at the same time. she loves everything under the sun and likes to sugarcoat things while also being very blunt at times. she’s DEFINITELY one of the best people out there and deserves a lot but needs to be handled with care because she’s fragile at times and is most likely a cry baby. she’s also a pretty pink princess who has stuffed animals and won’t get rid of them
Person 1: Is that Maiko? She looks so pretty today!
Person 2: yeah that’s Maiko, i hope she’s okay today.
Maiko by worldsbestsockwearer November 18, 2023
Two fat boy cries after found guilty.
Cries by FattyHawFong July 27, 2021

man soda 

beer, the kind bought for $10 at a baseball game when you could have bought it for 99 cents at the 7 Eleven.
Yo man at the end of this inning im gonna go get a man soda, u want one??
man soda by Gugenstien August 8, 2006

jimbo shrimp 

When you take a shit longer than your forearm.
I just took the biggest jimbo shrimp of my life, it slid right down the drain!
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