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innovation 

Doing the same old pointless thing a different way. Alternatively, creating something brilliant in such a way that it takes twice as long and costs three times as much as the old fashioned way of doing the same thing.
Bob: Hey, let's make a wheel!
Bub: Well, we'll have to draft a budget submission, then set up a steering party, develop a business plan then publish a prospectus. I'm guessing we'll need a couple of million plus a three year window for the R & D alone ...

November 3rd

National give your boyfriend whatever he wants day. This day was only created to combat the national November 14th holiday.
Bro 1: Why’s your girl doing everything you ask?
Bro 2: Because it’s November 3rd.
November 3rd by Dr95 November 2, 2020
Man stop being such a 'd block' when my girlfriend's with me
d block by dickblocker69 June 18, 2009
The stimulation of both testicles by means of the thumb,pointer, and middle finger of both hands, originated by Joshua Adam Olsen in the year 2009 A.D.

It is most often exercised from a kneeling position with optional oral stimulation of the anus.
Dude, I just got the most wicked jolsen ever from j-money!
Jolsen by Hula Hoop Kim Kroll. April 5, 2009

Masturbation 

Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.
If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.

Hard House 

Hard house is house with a less "pop" kind of sound. If house and Drum&Bass had a baby, Hard House would be it. It is House with a much deeper sound. It has a Very dark and heavy bass drum. Carl Cox is a famous Hard House artist.
Listen to "Kajita" by Carl Cox.
Hard House by MIsoHUNGI May 13, 2005
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