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Patience 

A really sexy girl. Really funny,sometimes a bit goofy. She is a really good friend to have and she's hella great in bed.
Wow that girl looks hot, she must be Patience
to quit commitment at the last second, not showing the responsibility of keeping a promise
Darn, @6_resell flakes on me again...
Flake by Jellygrape February 24, 2019

shit faced 

Getting wasted and having a hangover the next morning.
Last night I got shit faced and this morning I have a hangover.
shit faced by mexicain taco May 30, 2014

Shagnostic 

When you're not sure whether to have sex with someone
I quite fancy that trixie bird, but I've heard she's got the clap, I want to shag her but I'm a bit frightened, I'm shagnostic
Shagnostic by Nigeatron June 8, 2020

pukefart 

Dude I totally pukefarted last night after all those tequila shots.
pukefart by martita cables January 14, 2008

Jerk Back 

To jerk your penis violently backwards instead of the usual forwards motion.
Hey dude! I just successfully Jerk Backed!

Jerk
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