Probie

nickname of former hockey tough guy Bob Probert (see)

Probie got two for elbowing, five for fighting, and a game misconduct

Probie by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

cake hamartia

founding member of the leet fraternity HMB

hail cake hamartia

cake hamartia by huge E January 16, 2003

Tom Dempsey

Biggest flop in south-east, biggest bitch snitches on everyone

You see that gimp right there, yeah thats tom dempsey

Tom Dempsey by tdemomzna April 13, 2020

Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.

*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

Shit ass on the toe by bitchassonthehodickassonthego October 3, 2017

lap snorkeling

When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.

I passed out in my chair and when I woke up, Jenn was lap snorkeling me.

lap snorkeling by ahirebet July 19, 2010

Cheese Tongue

Cheese eating, wine drinking surrender monkeys and the associated groups. French, Quebecois, etc.

We were up'ta camp and Dave started using cheese tongue words like bonjour and toilet. We told him to cut that shit out right quick.

Cheese Tongue by Ph8- September 3, 2016

scrumdeleumcous

Looking good ,tasting good anything that appeals to the senses

Damn shorty looks scrumdeleumcous

scrumdeleumcous by Coreydagr8 May 16, 2006

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