A person who pretends to be a guru of
kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the
East Coast, often out in the wild diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the
job site, gurufu are invasive species and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of vegetables, but has recently started eating meats.