A king of men, worthy of much praise, and one who has the right to boast when it comes to the subject of drinks, or soda in this particular case. A creator of delectible concoctions worthy of taste, and reflection. A master in the multi-billion dollar industry, a human with a truly different mind set. Founder, and CEO of the wondrous and glorious Jones Soda Co.

It's pretty self explanatory. ;)

Self proclaimed asshole but is actually not. His goods is good good. Hidden talent puts vibrators to shame. Walls are hit on the daily. You’ll be fed with his amazing cooking skills. His specialty is 6+ inch Subway. He is selfless and is always willing to help. He is intense almost to a fault. Yacht rock music playlist can be expected to be playing in the background.

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

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quality of particular hackiness by bloggers or TV commentators who are motivated by their political leaning rather than a desire to present the truth