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small bits of poopie that get stuck to your ass (or its hair) when you don't wipe correctly.

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those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing

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A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.