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Urban Dictionary

Pulling a Jason

Verb. Partaking in any kind of behavior that may be perceived as unreliable. Named after everyone’s favorite RA, Jason.

Examples of such behavior:
1) Saying that you’re going to the library when you’re actually going out to party.
2) Sneaking out of the building to go to a fast food establishment when you’re on duty.

3) Ordering a rice cooker that arrives at your room after you quit your job, and then never coming back to pick it up.
Jason: “If anybody comes by looking for me can you tell them that I went to the library to study for my econ exam?”
*Comes back four hours later stumbling down the hallway and slurring his words while discussing plans to streak in a football stadium*
Instead of studying he was pulling a Jason.

Cognitive Dissonance 

The paradoxical belief that Marxism and Communism lead to the dissolution of Government.
Which happens a lot, because the only historical examples of people to totally overthrow and eliminate government were communistic or directly Marxist. How does that fact give me cognitive dissonance?

Meatloaf 

A very flabby dick.
Girl 1: Oh my god, I found out last night that my boyfriend has a chode!
Girl 2: Yeah, well I didn't 'want to tell anybody, but I recently discovered that my boyfriend has meatloaf! Should I break up with him?
Girl 1: Ew, I totally would...
Meatloaf by Jensen.Alika February 14, 2009

ChavScum 

ChavScum... Scum of the earth. In the form of a chav

Chavs are the retards at the bottom of the evolutionary line.

They wear ridculous looking clothes and acceseries. Trackies, hoodies, and baseball caps. And will most likely have a ciggarette hanging out of their mouths.

They try too make themselves look intimidating by hanging out at corners or in McDonalds.
yeh, thats right. An "emo" IS wrighting this. Get overyourselfs.

My town is full of idiotic chavscum. The scum make swindon look like dirt. "INNIT BRUV"
ChavScum by EMO CIDD April 6, 2007

SurvivalAce 

A male or female survivalist who has mastered the art of survival through personal actual and prolonged adverse experience. And, in addition, has communicated such adverse experience through the written word for the enlightenment of others. Such experience may be (but not limited to) economic adversity; medical adversity; Accidental calamaty and so on.
1) A person, through no fault of his/her own is made homeless and unemployed describes how he/she ovecame this adversity for the enlightment of others, he/she tells what would be done differently if it was done all over again.That's a SurvivalAce 2) A person who is lost in the woods for several weeks describes how he/she survived and tells what he/she would prepare differently if it had to be done all over again. That's a SurvivalAce
SurvivalAce by SurvivalAce August 23, 2011
i make alot of dough n peas when im ere <<(Lyrics to When im ere - Roll deep)
peas by Hisham October 4, 2005

cranker sore 

Did you see the cranker sores on Gary's face?
cranker sore by Cray Z cracker March 20, 2011
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