Self Defecation

a female manipulator band of ~7 members, all of which are in the 8th grade.

female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.

Gia: Self Defecation just released a new hit single, "shock ya pussy!"

Self Defecation by row man April 21, 2022

giavanni

a variation of giovanni. not hispanic, italian. very nice man

giavanni is a nice man

giavanni by gerbonni October 10, 2018

wish you the best

1. A remark of profound love, in which one expresses their unconditional support for another;

2. Something that usually, only cool people have the guts to say to others, because it is an remark of unconditional support;

3. (Sometimes) A bittersweet comment made when a person has nothing left to say to someone else, because the other person has not returned affection;

4. A figure of speech that inspired songs by Adele, CeeLo Green, Per Gessle and Eminem, for better or worse...

Fred: "I wish you the best, Hulk, for all that you've done, all you've become, and all your potential."

Hulk: "Aaaw gee Fred, that's really swell - thanks brah!"

Neymar: ..."What about me?"

OR

Peter Venkman: "I wish you the best Dana, you were really a great lover, but I see that you clearly prefer Slimer and his ghouls to my, let us say, human kinda love..."

Dana Barrett: "Uh? Fuck you too, asshole."

wish you the best by annygallyfukyah June 24, 2014

two-fer

When something is being sold at 2 items for a price, it is referred to as a "two-fer".

"Buy the baked chips, but if they have a two-fer you can get the ones you like also."

two-fer by nicole w December 30, 2008

Memorized

You clowns remember more of this shit than I do. GET A HOBBY! You shouldn't be on Urban Dictionary all day. Jesus...

Hym "People have this shit memorized... I feel like I should be getting more out of this... Like some booty..."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏

Hym "What?"

Iam 😑 "Booty?"

Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"

Iam 😒

Hym 😐

Iam 😒

Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏

Hym 😐

Iam 😑

Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"

Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."

Hym 😐

Memorized by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

incestifile

Look down

Petifile + Incest = Incestifile

When you are fucking messed up. This is how you have children with someone related to you “what an Incestifile, that person is such an Incestifile”

incestifile by Guesswut January 23, 2020

negarositury

the act of felling suspended above the air with no floor brneath you or any surfaces, yet no freefall. The phrase was coined by floda reltih in 1678

floda reltih felt extremely negarostious, thus leaving him in a state of negarositury

negarositury by negarositury April 17, 2023