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Urban Dictionary

Cowboy Cop 

A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"
Carl Grimes- "My dad is such a cowboy cop, he even carries a Colt Python while on duty."
Cowboy Cop by Agent_007 November 23, 2014

Breastaurant 

A restaurant that employs scantily clad female servers
Richard: I took my girlfriend out to that new restaurant downtown, but it turns out its acutally a Breastaurant! Now she won't even speak to me.
Shawn: Dude.
Breastaurant by Aranwion October 17, 2008

sheep pussy 

a sheep pussy is A lil bitch with jew hair that can't handle any fucking situations even if it's fucking easy as all hell.
Fucking bitch ass Ross cant do anything since he has jew hair and is fucking retarded. With his fucking afro.

So a sheep pussy is a lil bitch.
sheep pussy by SquietSquirt May 7, 2018

Pineapple 

Everyone thinks this is just a fruit, but the term "Pineapple" is druggie slang for psychedelic drugs.
Damn, I need some pineapples right now.
Pineapple by VoodooRat April 15, 2020

pee explosion 

When an individual laughs so hard, their stomach squishes on their bladder and the pressure causes pee to shoot out of the belly button.
Hey, I met this dude on omegle.

Really?

Yeah, we talked about a Lady Gaga pizza dress and it was so funny I had a pee explosion!
pee explosion by calilyfe December 30, 2013
When someone who is sweet and a little on the heavy side. Brown hair only. Mix of teddy bear and stud
Dude. That kid gets all the girls because he is so sweet. what a sted.
sted by Lemonsthemr May 31, 2010

webster's 

The first word to the intro sentence to which every high school and college paper begins.

Also, the first word to the intro sentence that makes English teachers (and every other type of teacher) toss out a collective groan of agony.

Additional social aspect of the word:
One example of the unoriginal and collectively sub-par way in which students go about serious thought and research in our schools. And one of the signs that our educational system needs some revamping.
“Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…”

Also:

If I see another paper that begins, “Webster’s Ninth international dictionary defines :any ass word here: as…” I’m going to shove No Child Left Behind up GWB’s A**!
webster's by civil_discussion March 29, 2004
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