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Angsty Squares 

A code word for weed brownies
"My dude, do ya got anymore angsty squares on ya? "

"Yeah man, I'll hook ya up"
Highly Functional Alcoholic

a form of alcoholism where the alcoholic is able to maintain their outside life such as jobs, academics, relationships etc. all while drinking alcoholically like a boss.
(me drinking)

Friend: You should quit drinking.
Me: NONSENSE, I'm no quitter! I have a high paying job, an awesome girlfriend, and I graduated college with honors. I am an HFA.
HFA by BongJamesBong October 22, 2011
Wike is a walk + hike aka wike. A wike is when you, and most likely your friends, go out for a walk that is partially a hike but not intense enough to be called a hike. For example, a stroll at an incline, with a beautiful view, and within a natural landscape.
Do you wanna go on a wike at Torrey Pines?

Only if we can get coffee before.
Wike by Guuurllsss547 March 18, 2022
A sammich is a sandwich that can only be made my a sorostitute, after being demanded by her fratdaddy.

Or it can be purchased in a plastic lunch box with a juice box at Walmart.
Woman, make me a sammich!

Yeah I picked up a couple sammiches at Walmart.
Sammich by pearls&squirrels December 26, 2010

future of kpop 

the future of kpop is enhypen. aka the only 4th gen kpop group to chart #1 on japanese billboard multiple times, their song ‘polaroid love’ is first and only song to surpass 810,000 listeners on melOn. The only korean act to chart all their k-albums on official german charts. Bite me is the fastest song by a 4th gen kpop group to reach 40m streams. first and only 4th gen group to have 2 songs reach 200m streams in spotify history. youngest & fastest kpop act in history to achieve 2 billion streams on spotify. fastest kpop group to surpass 6 million followers on spotify. kpop group with the 2nd most monthly listeners after BTS themselves and lots more
person A - “oh who’s the future of kpop?”
person B - “enhypen
future of kpop by nikiscoolest August 8, 2023
Memali' are usually vegans. They typically like to growl friends off when they are right in a way .
They like to give out relationship advise when they are currently not in one . They are happy and full

of energy and loves to be with family and friends . They smoke like a chimneys and loves to talk smack and have a bit of banter
Hi my names Memali and im a vegan
memali by Jessandfina November 23, 2020
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