A term you may or may not use when you stub your toe in front of a child and you aren't able to swear

A menace of a man who never turns down the rage and always gets freaky af.

Definition 1 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but stands you up because of some lame excuse.
Definition 2 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but is way later than what they originally told you.

A foot job involving a scale model of the Eiffel tower in the ass and croissant in the mouth.

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Anyone born with the name Branden is clearly considered the alpha male of all males. Women drool over the presence of a Branden, and will try desperately to get into a Branden's pants. They are shaped perfectly, tone, have beautiful hair, amazing eyes, perfect skin. A Branden is always pleasurable in bed and know's sex by perfection. Any Branden is instantly adapted to liquor and can handle mass amounts in a short amount of time without getting sick, they are an alcohol champ. A Branden is extremely experienced in the arts of combat and be very dangerous when irritated, keep caution when a Branden gets angry unless you're an attractive female... then be happy. Branden's are usually very romantic but balance it out with a very strong sexual side, the scent of a Branden will make a female love. Branden's always have very big urethra's, and are able to pleasure women with ease. Everyone will eventually have a love for a Branden. A Branden will eventually rule the planet Earth.