Onliner
Everytime you post something online, they're onto it, replying immediately, private or public. Funny, or not so; relevant, or squeamish, they're onto it. Don't engage, they can't stop.
Me: Woah, Alice is trigger happy!
Partner: How?
Me: I can't post/reply without, bang! Such a sniper.
Partner: Such an Onliner.
Partner: How?
Me: I can't post/reply without, bang! Such a sniper.
Partner: Such an Onliner.
Onliner by TomTom1969 January 8, 2026