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Urban Dictionary

Magnifitard 

Someone or something being so retarded that they come off as magnificent and/or majestic like a unicorn on roller skates.
I cant believe he forgot to wear pants to work again this month.... what a magnifitard!
Magnifitard by Nezaen March 22, 2020
A total chad that listens to heavy metal and has great hair.
“That guy has great hair
Yeah, he’s a total Jake”
Jake by Usbsgdbdbd September 23, 2021

sado-masochism 

named after the Marquis de Sade (1700's), it is the act of sexual pleasure through deliberate infliction of pain and most often involves role playing
Sado-masochism is considered by some to be a completely alternative lifestyle.
sado-masochism by D. Smith September 24, 2006
The noise you make when you are 12 and think you’re edgy
Kid. Mmmh
Mom. Ok just a phase right?
mmmh by Gargles4lt October 9, 2017

Queen of Blumpkins 

When a 28 year old blonde haired Walmart associate gives you a decent blowjob while you are on the toilet after a day filled with Indian food and spicy tacos...
Britni was so good at this, she must be the queen of blumpkins!
A group of religious people that believe touching any piece of modern technology will result in them going to hell. They live in cabins with and raise crops and animals because they believe that feeding and washing animals on a daily basis is easier than going to a local supermarket to buy food needed for the next two weeks.
Amish Mom: Don't wash your hands after you take a shit because that is unsanitary and you will go to hell.
4-year-old in suspenders: Yes Mother, I also just got back from washing the pigs after they rolled around in the mud.
Amish by Logic Defined November 9, 2019
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