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Urban Dictionary

That surprises me. 

A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.
Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?

Hippet: No!

Hipster: That surprises me...
That surprises me. by joesk84ever December 26, 2011
person 1: Damn look at all this dust here *cough *cough*
Some Roman Dude: PULBERE PULBERE IGH PULBERE
pulbere by hearth1616 April 14, 2022

shag tag 

A game much beloved of students whereby the ultimate purpose is to end up in bed with a total stranger. As you do. Basically you turn up to the pub and get given a number (all blokes have even numbers and all girls have odds or vice versa). From this relative safety of anonymity you can leave a message up on a board, something of profound intellectual significance like "Number 31 you are really fit" or "fancy a shag Number 25?" Hopefully there will be so much booze going round that sex is inevitable, and you're guaranteed to wake up in the morning feeling slightly disgusted with yourself and quite possibly an STD. Great fun.
I went to that shag tag last night, ended up with the clap.
shag tag by James B June 21, 2004

Mud-digger 

A white guy who prefers black chicks
Man chad only fucks black girls. Such a mud-digger
Mud-digger by No88e January 9, 2019

dwimnwis 

A magical item that all Information Technology related people are suposed to have that allow us to translate what someone asks for into what someone actually wants.

It is an acronym derived from Do What I Mean, Not What I Say.
Man, I screwed up, I gave the user exactly what he asked for instead of using my dwimnwis to give him what he needed.
dwimnwis by ITGuy May 8, 2008
She has jank teeth but she should get braces soon. She will become a doctor because her family is filled with them. She is very annoying to siblings and friends but she has the right intentions. Almost most definitely crushes on boys that are unattainable
WOW, she is so funny!
Yea but she's going to be a doctor, aaditri!
aaditri by chloe jameel October 12, 2020
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