Hampton Handshake

A Hampton Handshake is a classy and formal greeting between a lady and gentlemen, one might use at a formal gathering. Upon introductions a lady would simply slip a hand down the gentleman pants getting a full grab on his dick, gently shaking it up and down, while a gentleman would put no more then one or two fingers up the vagina

What makes this a formal greeting while this is happening, neither one of the parties are supposed to mention or acknowledge that's happening because it would be considered Bad Manners for a gentleman to say to a lady " your wetter then a river right now"

" my lady, welcome to the Billingsley family mansion, to your right is sir Billingsley jr, this is his first time at a Gathering this big, would you mind showing him proper manners about the Hampton Handshake?"

" good evening sir Billingsley jr, I am Elizabeth"

"Nice to meet you Eliza... WAOH WHY is your hand on my dick right now!!!"

" How rude of you sir! Your no Billingsley, No gentleman has ever been so rude"

Hampton Handshake by A_Life-356 May 2, 2020

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zenande

A zenande is an extremely beautiful and intelligent girl and despite what the other stupid and misleading definition says a zenande will only fall for a Nathan when an Andy is nowhere to be found.

It is still being debated if a Zenande likes icecream more than the ocean veiw from a parkbench when a Andy is present.
Zenandes are notorious for disliking anything named Jessica.

Nathan ; Zenande will you go out with me?

Girl ; (without hesitation ) yes

*a Andy walks by

Girl ; Nathan but only as friends/gayfriends(friendzone)

Nathan ; that girl is gorgeous

Andy ;yep...

Nathan ; (wont stop staring)...

Andy ; bud im outta here before we get a restraining order.

Andy ;That girl right there wifeable,she gonna be my girlfriend.

Nathan ;she must be a zenande..

*both continue to stare from the distance Zenande calls the cops

zenande by baddecisionsandcoldfeet July 25, 2019

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chapkebab

someone without a dad

“where is her dad”
“she’s a chapkebab, so he is gone”

chapkebab by paasei November 22, 2021

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zoamak

You probably did the tiktok trend and your name is actually Uzoamaka

your name is Uzoamaka

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Alex

A guy who jumps from girl to girl without remore. He's a Player that you should steer away from if its possible. He's a sweet talker and makes you believe whatever he says even when your heart tells you he's lying you can't leave him and give up. No matter what don't fall for a man whore, he will break your heart. Hes no good for you but if hes good at what he does, youll fall in love with him and you cant get away. He will text other girls while dating you and will constantly flirt, if theres one of the other girls around he will either ignore both of you or one of you to make the other person jealous.

Person one : I fell for an Alex yesterday I couldn’t resist

Person 2: oh no you have to leave them

Alex by David beardsworth August 29, 2019