It is very simply a drunk girl (drirl)

When your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn't show up. You're stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.

Absolute moron. Also used to mean traitor to ones country, one who uses coercion through fear(also known as terrorism), Dick Cheney's puppet, total failure at all things(including failure, ironically), bigot, total loser, one who deprives the American people and global citizens of freedom, warmonger, dog dropper, one who finds a way to fall off a Segway scooter(which one of the selling points is you CAN'T fall off), someone with disregard for the English language, American vernacular or speech in general, or just generally a dumbass.

Fox Mulder is an FBI agent played by David Duchovny and constitutes one half of the X-Files's investigative team alongside Dana Scully. Nicknamed "Creepy Mulder" for his obsessive pursuit and investigation of paranormal phenomena and conspiracy theories. Believes his sister was abducted by aliens when he was a child; this is the driving force behind his investigations. Very intelligent and well-read. Is most often the leader of the pair, despite Scully's cold pragmatism. Kicks all kinds of ass.

Blowing your nose and farting at the same time

Adjective; having tendencies of ending up in only non-consensual sexual relations