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Doug Eiffel is the Communications Officer for the Hephaestus Station, which is orbiting around red dwarf Wolf 359. His vocabulary is made up of only pop culture references, and he's really good at procrastinating. Likes: pizza, annoying Minkowski, not being used for experimentation.

A girl with a nice round ass.

meaning place of the bear; a town in waukesha county,WI; the best fucking town ever

Himz is the cutest black shar pei, lab, husky, hound in the universe

"Starburst" refers to a rare phenomenon,that blights misfortunate female adult film actresses. With the advent of "monstor cock" movies, the starburst has become a growing albeit still rare problem. A starburst is the painful consequence of a pornstar having either their vag or ring visciously split open by an enormous penis. The risk is magnified if 2 members enter one entrance in a double donging. Fisting is also a cause of intra pubic fissures.
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:

1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole

2. PLACE an ice pack on said area

3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing

4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.

5. KILL time by having a wank