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Urban Dictionary

Jew Crudler 

A slang term for any food prepared by a jew. Usually in reference to a stew, soup, or chowder.
"Aleksander's Jew Crudler may look like the stuff they fed his grandfather back in Poland, but it's actually pretty great if you add saltines."

"Betzalel attempted to make us clam chowder, but the Jew Crudler that steamed out into the bowl was like the fluid from an infection caused by faulty circumcision."
Jew Crudler by Goot Poot May 19, 2018
The worst person ever. So inconsiderate and ugly. She makes you want to stay in bed each morning and vomit. She is not hauntingly beautiful, but instead, just haunting. Someone so terrible you pray you will be violently taken away to a place where another Emily will never cross your path
"You know an Emily? She's sucks"
"I know Emily" (kills self)
Emily by The Egg Salesman August 25, 2022

4 Banger 

A car that is missing 4 cylinders due to the fact it actually only has 4 cylinders. Usually found in nice little economy cars or stupid rice mobiles.
Honda Civic ricer and a two ton Lincoln Town Car at the stop light.
Ricer: Hey ready to get your stock V8 spanked by my V-TAK Civic?
Town Car: Oh I'm sorry what did you say I couldn't hear you over my stock Alpine sound system?
The light turns green and of course the 4 Banger Civic which is supposed to just be an economy car gets destroyed by a 25 mpg two ton Lincoln Town Car.
4 Banger by deltapilot April 1, 2009

Vuvuzela 

A Vuvuzela (pronounced Vu-Vu--zayla, and originating from the Zulu word for Arse, Vuvu, and Trumpet, Zela). It is a brightly coloured plastic horn approximately 10 feet in length. The Arse-Trumpet originated in the World Cup losing country of South Africa and is tradtionally played by inserting into the anus and farting as hard as possible. A high fibre diet is required to become an adept Vuvuzela Player, although the only farty note produced is b-flat,..... or b-frat.
1:Bloke- 'Man, who cut the cheese, and what's that F**kin awful sound?'

Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow!'

2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela
Vuvuzela by Stephen Fry-pan June 19, 2010
Accidentally entering the anus with your finger.
I was totally bummed when I was using some cheap toilet paper and accidentally gave myself a ramolo.
ramolo by IpadJoe February 26, 2011

bafogamy 

That is such Bafogamy; the way manny was looking at me was Bafogamy
bafogamy by Toes4days February 6, 2025

Nursing your drink 

Taking far too long to drink your drink.
Stop nursing your drink like a bitch and chug that shit already!
Nursing your drink by Amykins1136 October 25, 2011
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