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Cheese Monkey 

One who wears Christmas sweaters during Christmas.
You can tell he was a cheese monkey when his nose started to bleed as his conversation progressed with the mildly attractive girl.
Cheese Monkey by Doug Cheese December 23, 2008

Orange Heights 

East of Gainesville, FL, once was covered by orange tree groves..now the epicenter of sadness and filth. Overran by field pickers and those who hit rock bottom. It didn't used to be this way.
Orange Heights, Mexicans, rundown double wides and trailers. Hot, smells like rotten cantalope.
Orange Heights by irish_girl30 August 27, 2008

Hot Pocketing 

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
If you're looking for a dad bod, fat and jiggly. There is Andy standing alone and being Asian as usual. He's the worst person you'll ever meet. Short and emo, this kid can't even solve 2+2.
Everyone: Omg, is that Andy? How can people even like him..
Andy by crumble dog August 4, 2022

North Lincoln High School 

Where all the snakes, fuck niggas, and hoes go. 99% of the people who go to this school will get in your business, fein off your juul, or will be the whitest people you have ever met. The principal is always up your ass, and will take your juul. A lot of drug dealers have formally attended North Lincoln.
Damn you a bitch, you must go to North Lincoln High School.
Denny was fleeping in the living room so that Kenny wouldn't throw him out right then.
Fleeping by Memaw B March 31, 2023
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