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Urban Dictionary

Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.
Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

pinsperation 

Pinsperation is inspiration from Pintrest.
I hit a wall and couldn't come up with any ideas for this design project. So I went to Pintrest to get me some pinsperation.
pinsperation by PooderHound October 10, 2017
Wyatt gets in trouble a LOT with the police. He also likes microwaving children. Overall a great guy tho with beautiful hair and perfect eyes.
John: See that guy?
Ralf: Yeah Wyatt took my kid and never brought him back.
Wyatt by ChillGuy779 March 3, 2025
The one and only place in America where people are shot to death after being sent to death row.
Utah: come and see our Mormons!
Utah by Reticulated Spline March 31, 2015
To Inject a drug Intraveneously.
I smashed 24mgs of dilaudid last night.
Smash by Orlando Frenandez November 15, 2009
The act of recruiting girls into devotional groups without their consent.
Superstitious belief that young girls are necessary for prayer.
Using devotional label for undercover activities.
He's having jytonism towards everything.
I hate jytonism because it's so unsafe.
Jytonism by Ichayan April 20, 2018
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