(noun) One who routinely "likes" their own Facebook comments, posts and photos and, more times than not, is usually the first if not the only one to do so.

(verb) self-gratify: The process of "liking" your own Facebook comments, posts and pictures.

When there's an orgy and all the guys dicks are rose red ;)

is a fuckboi. secretly gay (but its ok bc we love the gays). has had a pimply face in the past (altho we hear its cleared up - yay!). wears really bad shirts like all the time (there's a gross purple one). literally FUCK u craig. his voice is TOO much - like please shut the fuk up craig. that's it. but we don't hate u. swear.

someone who provides emotional support in exchange for material support in a relationship, synonymous with sugar baby or bbg; counterpart to a sugar daddy. sex is often part of the exchange, but let’s be real, if being a glider was just about getting someone off that would be so easy that everyone would be doing it.

people who work several marks, or are just openly polyamorous, tend to call themselves gliders instead of babies, probably because of the freedom that “glider” implies. term is usually only spoken between providers, not with the johns, who would rather use custom pet names instead of transactional titles. glider is significantly gender-neutral and age-neutral, making it more a versatile term, ie. with tech workers, where the person providing emotional labor is probably older than the person with the dough.

derived from the f***ing adorable marsupials that steal your heart while crushing your soul with their big black eyes.

1. A place where old, fat, balding men go to pretend that they are young, skinny, hot emo girls. If you can't see the "girl's" face, then she probably doesn't exist.

2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends

Having intercourse when one's partner is menstruating