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Does Not Match 

Mysteriously appearing in response to your user name, your password, your email, all of which you have entered correctly.
He typed his email for the fourth time, slowly and carefully, and again got the message: "does not match". He hit 'forget your password?' They could send him a temporary one, no problem. First, he needed to enter his email address.
Does Not Match by Monkey's Dad April 20, 2020
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The name that does not belong to The Man With No Name
"My name's not Shane, kid!"
Said The Man With No Name after shooting a child.
Shane by anonymous November 30, 2023
A beautiful smexy goose who deserves nothing but the best. She loves talking to people and eating chips. She's not fat but thinks she is
Damn Alyssa is a smexy ass goose
Alyssa by Fatress November 3, 2018
This one guy who is better than you are.
Wow, I wish I was as cool as Cyn.
Cyn by Katsudo October 25, 2003

butt baguette 

a shit the size of a baguette
wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty
butt baguette by FuryPanda December 27, 2017

Man of my Dreams 

To all the 12-year old little shits who write about boys the love, fucking stop it.

I'm not sorry to tell you this, but you sound so pretentious and stupid, especially with all the other thousand definitions for whatshisface that say the Exact.
Same.
Fucking.
Thing.
The fact that you think that writing a desciption for your puppy-love fuckwit on U R B A N D I C T I O N A R Y of all places on the internet is borderline insane.
Before writing a "definition" for Josh/Harry/Doug/Who ever the fuck this kid is,

Don't.
(Insert Name Here)

Man of my Dreams, he's (insert every single positice adjetive here.)
Man of my Dreams by Venessa Bloome December 28, 2016

National Maladaptive Daydreaming Day 

Maladaptive Daydreaming Day/MD day is a day where we share what MD is and help others know that they aren't alone and aren't crazy but are normal. This day is on October 25th
Them: Hey Bob this might be weird but I daydream and it gets out of hand to the point where I'm walking, laughing, or crying by my daydreams and they can last for hours.

Bob: hey that's perfectly normal and you arent weird! Ironically today is National Maladaptive Daydreaming day where we let people know they aren't alone or crazy.

Them: wait so there are more people like me?!

Bob: yes and you shouldn't bring yourself down for it!