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Urban Dictionary

shligabyte 

A byte about the size of a man’s shliga
”Son, what’s in this 36 shligabyte ‘homework’ folder?”
shligabyte by shligger January 1, 2020

ViBe BuFf 

Gymnastics acronym - Vault, Bars, Beam, Floor
ViBe: vibration / atmosphere /aura
BuFf: physically fit / enthusiastic & knowledgeable
ViBe BuFf is the key to successful gymnastics.
ViBe BuFf by PCKG August 2, 2011

Mothafucka

A person who fucks his or her mother.
That mothafucka is gonna get his ass capped.
Mothafucka by Ya Dig April 22, 2003
the most beautiful girl itw ily
I love firdie more than anything ❤️❤️
Firdie by smoothwithdrawal786 March 4, 2022
The word for a chubby native, hindu, or the rare albino Shamus. Originating from Surrey, British Columbia, Canada. Round body, with subtle bosom. Long, Brendan-Fraser-as-George-of-the-Jungle like hair. If one recognizes a Shamus, that person must repeatedly yell, "SHAMUS!" to notify that person that they are indeed, a Shamus.
Guy: "Dude, look at that chick."
Other Guy: "SHAMUSSS!!!!"

"You fuckin' Shamus!!"

"Your Mom looks like a Shamus."
Shamus by B-RadA. January 15, 2008

closely held 

(BUSINESS) a closely-held corporation has all or most of its stock owned by the management of the firm. In many cases, it has no stock at all (see "going public"), in which case it is a private company.

Usually people say "private corporation" to mean any company that is unaffiliated with the government, or any company run mainly for profit. It's impossible to buck this trend, so corporations with no issues of stock, or negligible amounts of stock held by the public, are called "private companies" despite the fact that not all companies are corporations. Cargill, Inc., for example, has annual revenues of $117 billion, but no shares available for trade. On the other hand, PricewaterhouseCoopers and Ernst & Young are private companies but not a corporations. They are limited liability partnerships. The term "closely held" would not apply to them since partnerships do not issue stock.
Koch Industries is a super-sized, closely held corporation with two owners--Charles and David Koch, heirs to the oil refiner Fred Koch. Thanks to this peculiar status, magazines like Forbes are not allowed to report ANY financial statistics of the company at all (sales figures are suspiciously rounded to "$100,000,000,000.00").

Publix Super Markets (at the other end of the spectrum) is closely held--by its 125,000 employees.
closely held by Abu Yahya September 3, 2010
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