mouses tear

A small amount of liquid leaking from the bell-end just before a full ejaculation. Precum.

I had to stop half-way through a wank and ended up with a mouses tear to get rid of.

mouses tear by Tosh August 22, 2004

Techno-Bling

A bluetooth headphone, periodically flashing the blue light, worn over/in the ear allowing wireless connectivity to owner's cell phone. A personal statement of technological savvy and coolness.

A: Uh, what's that (on your ear)?
B: That's my newest and coolest gadget...it's my Techno-Bling.

Techno-Bling by Lori M. Norris May 1, 2006

holomorphia

A form of consciousness that is holistic in morphological alignment to the absolute essence of sentient being.

In anatomy the light within each cell forming the structure is liberated to carry awareness beyond the perceived architecture solely by the means of attaining Holomorphia.

There was a holomorphic alignment in the awakened one by way of coincidence or not - only the master can truly know.

holomorphia by Omniscient157 February 7, 2025

camel ride

Sex with a pregnant women

I would give a quater for a camel ride

camel ride by kahuna1991 January 9, 2009

Triple Fisting

Inserting three different fists in to the anus or vagina, wherever there happens to be more room. You can get the third fist from a friend. (owwie)

British man has three beers in his hand:

Hot girl named Kirstin: oh, you're triple fisting it, eh?
British Man: Excuse me!?!?!?!?
Hot girl named Kirstin: you have three beers in your hand.
British Man: In my country that means to fist...using three fists.

Triple Fisting by Love, Anna April 5, 2005

Gen Z Stare

“when a dumbass millennial says a stupid question that can simply be answered if they put their brain to work, results in a teenager looking at you dumb asf, wondering how the fuck that came out of your mouth”

millenial: whats the price of the coffee latte
*says prices on the damn fucking menu*
teenager: “gen z stare”

Gen Z Stare by baddestbaldie July 26, 2025

backdoor footjob

A polite way to say you're gonna kick someone's ass

I'm gonna give you a Backdoor Footjob

backdoor footjob by A Real Fox Girl August 20, 2022

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