A bottle of water kept by the toilet for personal hygeine.

The sadness after a real good poop. Sometimes you poop and its feels like part of you has left and something significant has been lost that can never be brought back. It leaves a feeling on incredible remorse and sadness.

TDS stands for tiny dick syndrome

A word used to describe something when it’s so beautiful that when you take your eyes off of it your eyes begin to spontaneously burn

basically a douche but worse.
somone who fucks up something you were trying to do or say.

Creates an obstructive fog across a scene.