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you were very bored in class, at work, or at home so you decided to run your finger across the keyboard to cure your boredom. congratulations. i hope you are not bored anymore. <3

somebody: "hey how are y-

you: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by mayahawkesgf:) February 23, 2023

Tumblr

It definitely mellowed out since the porn ban and actually isn’t too terrible anymore. You still got your crazies that will be very vocal and are very annoying but the majority of what made it bad left to Twitter. So yeah. Be careful, like stated before, you still have the annoying and toxic people. Then again, the majority who uses that platform are 16 year olds so at some point they’ll mellow out and either be less obsessive, or leave altogether.

Ahhh I remember Tumblr. Back when I obsessed over a ship and a character for 2/5 years. How I want to shoot my past self sometimes. At least the fanart was cool tho.

Tumblr by Duckos July 26, 2021

BFDI

A very good show

Bfdi is the best show!

BFDI by NAIHOU MISHI BISHI HEH June 9, 2024

smore

When one takes a massive dump between someone's mattress and bedspring, and then sets the whole thing on fire, leaving the owner of the bed with a crispy treat.

Lo, I abhore the smore. If only having your bed shit between and lit ablaze was as sweet as the campfire treat it was named after. Rather, it killed my cats, and smelled up the loft for a fortnight.

smore by J-Nast August 9, 2006

Trafucktum

<tra-fuck-tum>

1.(adj.) An epic mixup or mistake that is completly rediculous broght forth from a very simple situation that could have very easily been avoided; a cluster-fuck.

2. (n.) An BIG orgy consisting of only the 2009 graduating class form Port Allen High School, but only the good looking chicks.

1.Man, how did you get busted for weed while masturbating in your moms bathroom? You left the door unlocked.. What a trafucktum!

2.
John:(asking question to all) You guys going to that trafucktum tonight? I hear its gonna be a good one...
(all responding)
Collie: Yeah man, its just us seniors now...
Nick: I dont know bruh, maybe man...
Lee: can i bring the camera?
Cody: Get in there TONE!
Bizzette: Can i bring the weed?
Donovan: nah, its cool... Im sticking with kayla...
Potter: I can get laid?!?!
A-Bear: This cannot end well at all...
James: Yes it can...
John: Yeah, you gotta wrap it before you tap it... and before they get fat and start to look like their parents...

Trafucktum by www.myspace.com/sonygod February 19, 2009

Snitch

A person that agrees to be part of something (organization, gang, drug dealer, embezzling, shoplifting ect.) with a person, or a group of people, knowing the risk involved, decides to tell on the others in order to save themselves once he or she is caught.

Tom, Dick, and Harry house got busted for drug selling, Harry got caught but Tom, and Dick got away.

Instead of Harry taken the wrap for himself and doing his time for what he did, he snitched on Tom, and Dick to get off the charges and save himself, even though he knew the risk when he first decided to join.

Snitch by freaky reese March 18, 2011

Thansk

A weird way to say thanks but a girl on snap chat was typing to fast and spelled thansk!

I typed to fast I spelled thansk

Thansk by Gucci stoopid fish April 8, 2019

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