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An expression used to display surprise, disgust, hatred, awe, excitement or acceptance. Oos is a flexible term that can be jammed into almost any scenario and still make sense. Its pronunciation is paramount in order to convey maximum effectiveness. the oo at the start is said the same way as the oo in book is pronounced, and the s is normal. Oo-s.
Billy: Oi Kurt, dare you to drink the bong water you pussy faggot
Kurt: Yeah righto mate, bottoms up shit head! (drinks bong water)
Billy: Oos!

Jameson: Oi check that bird with the nice ass.
Max: Oos bro that's one hell of a piece!
(chick turns around and reveals a proper hunchback from 300 face)
Jameson & Max: Ooooooss!!

Bob: Oi Jessup, a hundred bucks if you shoot a basket from the half-way line.
Jessup: You're on mate. (He shoots, he scores!)
Bob: Oos cunt. Here's a watermelon.

Dangles: Oi Wally, what do you get when you throw a baby down the stairs?
Wally: I don't know you bloody noonga. What?
Dangles: An erection!
Wally: Oos.
Oos by the mother fucking judge November 5, 2013

Waladaris 

1. It is the term that arose from the bottomless bowels of the mythological Pigeon Cave, where the hidden city of Waladar thrived. It was rediscovered by the two grand and mighty explorers, Sir Walters of Ohioshire, and Count Sara of Dubatican.

2. Waladi (plural): The long-extinct, peaceful inhabitants of Waladar. According to the fabled Waladari legend, the Waladi fought the final battle against the mighty Space Pigeon, that left the Waladalian civilization in ruins, but the left the simple-minded homo-sapiens unharmed. However, the homo-sapiens were completely oblivious to the Waladi's valiant sacrifice. Archaeologists have discovered remaining Waladrian artifacts completely preserved under a thick layer of Pigeon feces, which is still under debate throughout the scientific community as to how the final days of the Waladi unfolded.
Count sara of Dubatican: Did you read the chapter on the Waladaris?
Sir Adam of Ohiosire: Have you been taking the piss?! We founded the studies of the Waladi together for heavens sake!
M.I.N.F. is an acronym for Mothers I'd Never Fuck. This term is the polar opposite of M.I.L.F. It describes a mother well past her prime who has NOT aged well, and yet tries to dress and act like a teenaged skank. A M.I.N.F. will throw her kids to the wayside for a chance at sex with younger attractive men that are way out of her league, though she can be pacified with booze, fake compliments, and compulsory groping. Young men should be forewarned that M.I.N.F.'s are akin to vampires. Once you invite them in, they will freely invade your space and can only be vanquished with a public denouncing and calling out in front of witnesses OR a stake rammed neatly between the saddlebags (taking care to avoid the extensive push up and out bra) to the heart.
Guy 1: UGH. I started flirting with this M.I.N.F at work and now she won't leave me ALONE. She keeps hanging around and telling people we have this "thing" going.

Guy 2: Dude, didn't you read the playa handbook? Never flirt with a M.I.N.F. That's like signing a contract with the devil. You always get more shit than you bargained for.

Guy 1: I KNOW! Bitch is all up in my face and business and cockblocking me at every turn. She's skantless and fugly.

Guy 2: Bro I got stakes in my trunk. Let's end this.
M.I.N.F by Trish76 July 17, 2010

rubbered out 

Making gf's vagina flexible using tight shot inside-out , scorned out through the hole
A's (fuckingly saying) : I have rubbered out the chick(gf) insanely..... making her slippy..and warm
B's : O..o.ya..h..well... quite cool..
rubbered out by Led2ria3n May 4, 2019
The most badass last name to be founded in Mexico. It dominates any other last name in the world. People with the last name Faudoa are the best looking people in the world, except if your first name is Jaden.
Damn look at those fine ass Faudoa’s
faudoa by anonymous May 20, 2022
we are together
We by mula867 January 4, 2010
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