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1 - When someone becomes obsessed with the Jonas Brothers
2 - When somebody puts a bunch of Jonas Brother quotes or posters or other such JB things on something or someone

It's pretty much when the Jonas brothers "Pone" (not Pwn) someone/thing either directly or through their fans.
Example 1 - Girl 1 - "Wow, Alicia's room is filled with JB posters"
Girl 2 - "Yah she's totally been Jonafied"

Example 2 - Girl 1 - "Did you see the third stall from the door in the girls washroom on the second floor?"
Girl 2 - "YES! Stacey was in there yesterday and she totally Jonafied the walls! The janitors were all like 'Yo that's illogical, I can't have it'"
Jonafied by Codi Starks III March 14, 2008

flushing out your oven 

after dutch ovening your bed, you gently lift one area of the blanket or sheets allowing air to come out of the "oven" and flow towards your partner or friend.
"whats that horrid smell, did you shit the bed?"

"na I just had to flush out my oven baby"

"id prefer if you flushing out your oven in another direction"

Cock Jousting 

A sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts. The victorious party will keep his hot dog intact upon cock-to-cock contact while the loser will break his hot dog in half by clenching his butt cheeks together in fear of the collision.
The arena floor was covered in broken hot dogs after the annual cock jousting tournament.
Cock Jousting by Fort Donkey May 3, 2008

Flippies 

Things you do at the skatepark

Origin: ig @gangshitbmx
Yo bro, you doin Flippies at the skatepark?
Hell yeah man, Flippies at the park 24/7
Flippies by Gangshitbmx August 21, 2018
An adolescent or young-adult American male of Italian ancestry or descent; esp. one of lower-middle-class socioeconomic background or status and thought of as being dim-witted, excessively aggressive, and prejudiced against perceived outsiders, particularly homosexuals and members of other races.
The Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn is widely regarded by the rest of New York City as a "Guido" stronghold.
Guido by Anthony Brancato April 19, 2003

patches.c0splays0 

Loves their mutuals very very much
patches.c0splays0 loves her mutuals very much and will do so much for them”

Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest 

To "ride" your girl/boyfriend like a freight hopper would
Yeah I "Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest" with Sarah last night.
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