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Crusty Ovaries 

When an older (30+) cougar has been around the block and has STDs and never makes dudes wear condoms because she is unable to become pregnant.
Hey bro, that new pass around lady you brought around is pretty hot but man she got some crusty ovaries.
Crusty Ovaries by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

Tube of Ice Cream 

Ice cream that comes in a tube. The old fashioned way of eating ice cream. Ice cream becomes more tasty when eaten from a spiral wrapped tube. Introduced on the west coast circa 1936. The tubes, which are filled at the factory, are provided with a tape permitting the tube to be torn as the ice cream is eaten. Inserted in a special waterproof compartment in bottom of tube is a small napkin permitting all traces of stickiness to be removed from the fingers.
Guy 1: Yo I'm really hungry for some ice cream in a tube. You got any?
Guy 2 & 3: Are you stupid? They don't make ice cream in a tube.
Guy 1: Uhhh... Yeah they do. I'm going to get some now.
Guy 2 & 3: Have fun!
Guy 1 comes back with a tube of ice cream: Yeah see... what did I tell you guys? You guys are the stupid ones now.

Robbie'd 

Verb, meaning wrecked, destroyed, damaged or ruined. Stronger synonym of 'mulligan'.
Doing 10 years in prison for distributing meth really robbie'd my reputation and my credit score.
Robbie'd by Pennythegreat March 10, 2020

Painted pony 

The sexual act of slapping your hand on your significant others ass so hard that it leaves a mark like a Native American hand print on a horses flank.
Baby tonight I am going to make you my painted pony.
Painted pony by Medicinedog77 June 10, 2016
Ahh yes, the sien. One of the fierce-known warriors of Halo I & Halo II. If you ever come across a sien, chances are you will never know, for a shot so clean and crisp has just sliced through your cerebral cortex leaving you incapacitated... yes, Headshot!
STK_OGRE 1 says "Yo Rippon, did you hear footsteps?" Rippon replies, "I thiin... " --- What Rippon will never know is that he almost saw a sien --- STK_OGRE 1 says "WTF! Rippppppppooooonnn!! Noo-- " HEADSHOT!

a.k.a. pWñzÖ|2z

Wu-Tang Secret 

I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret.
Wu-Tang Secret by annonus October 23, 2010
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