Sauce on your face

To be salty about something. To be upset about an issue. To have been dissed.

"Did you hear about that girl failing her driving test. I bet she's going to have sauce on her face for the rest of her life!"
To have sauce on your face.

Sauce on your face by Randall Odinsson April 27, 2017

calvintheeghost

It’s me

“Hey i follow calvintheeghost!” Omg really? “Yes I do” OMG DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS “what?” IT MEANS YOUR THE COOLEST PERSON EVER TO EXIST

calvintheeghost by anonymous October 21, 2021

bandelier

Two guys hanging from the ceiling. One is upside down and both are playing the skin flute to form their own band.

Anthony: “Hey Derrick! Feel like doing a bandelier tonight?”
Derrick: “Sure Anthony. Sounds fun. I’ll bring the lube.”

bandelier by OrangeRichard August 31, 2018

totty

A term of endearment

Aww, suuuuch a totty!

totty by fritzl July 5, 2012

pakololo

Pakololo is Hawaiian for Marijuana.

Pakololo or Marijuana in Hawaiian is top grade medical and recreational marijuana.

pakololo by bikini watcher March 18, 2017

Personal Pan Pizza

A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.

Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!

Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?

Personal Pan Pizza by Sullied Soul August 13, 2010

Amanda

Amanda is a beautiful and smexy person. She has a great personality and a huge sense of humor. Amanda is someone you would want as a friend. She has a big attitude and can sometimes be a smartass but she is easy to love. Amanda is trustworthy and loyal. Amanda is one of the best people you could ever meet.

I love Amanda, she is such a great person.

Amanda by BobTheBuilder02 May 13, 2017

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