Spazzattack

When a retarded or autistic person starts going crazy (or spastic) and starts attacking everyone in sight.

Xiu: "Did you see that spazzattack Harold had?"
Jerry: "Yeah that's cool but have you seen my giant dick?"
Xiu: "Please cement your mouth shut Jerry."

Spazzattack by TimeForACrusade October 30, 2018

Heavy Metal

Real music (Not Korn or Limp DickZit) that I still like even at 31 years old!

Heavy Metal by Muff Diver October 17, 2003

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Cowvark

A large cow who doesn't care if its body fat suffocates you.
You do not want to come across one of these in the wild, they also tend to have a large nose and no horns.

Me: Should we go on a walk?
Friend: No, there are cowvarks about

Cowvark by WordFood November 14, 2020

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The Policevan

Similar to "The Minivan"

2 Whites in the front
5 Black in the back

Honey, I invited DeAndre,Jamal,Darnell,Terrell,Trevon and my friend Mark to try out the Policevan.

The Policevan by shortThrow July 19, 2017

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Tavio

Tavio is a kindhearted person. He’s athletic and very fit, he’s handsome and funny and has a handsome laugh, his personality is bright and perfect lips his nipples are perfect and looking at him will make you smile. His singing isn’t the best but he’s so handsome that it won’t matter to you. Tavio is the best person to get to know, he seems mean but he’s rlly sweet and somewhat smart. At least my Tavio is .

Man. He’s such a Tavio.

Tavio by Tavio gets me wet December 7, 2023