To make excessive usage of TLAs in written communication (especially IM and text message), in order to reduce the number of key strokes required to express oneself.

A contraction of "acronym" and "economise".

Someone who is destined to always be a virgin.

When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).

Ryan is a man with a very perticular crappy man Stache and ugly long hair. He is secretly gay and afraid to admit it. But he can be a fun kid to be around when he isn’t letting his dog lick off the peanut butter he put in his penis

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. If you can get with a girl named Karona, you’ve got something special.

The practice of inspecting flacid male genetalia